||[24 Nov 2005|08:38am]
guys, what the hell is up
||[07 Mar 2005|09:04pm]
I seriously think my dad molested me when I was a kid. I remember he
would drag me around by the arms and be like "hehe look at this sack
of potatoes with a magick button (my asshole)" and he'd "push" it
(stick a finger in there) and say "see look he giggles when I push the
posting this here so i remember it
ps hi guys <333333
||[31 Aug 2004|09:47pm]
[21:35:42] starwmoives: k
[21:35:46] starwmoives: whats the deal?
[21:35:53] geo ant ada: Ummmm, you're a looooooser?
[21:36:06] starwmoives: now why the name calling?
[21:36:34] starwmoives: what do you want me admit?
[21:36:58] geo ant ada: That you're a guy named John.
[21:37:28] starwmoives: alright fine ...
[21:37:48] geo ant ada: That's all you needed to do from the beginning.
[21:38:30] starwmoives: k
[21:38:42] starwmoives: i'm sorry we fought
[21:38:46] geo ant ada: It's okay.
[21:38:49] geo ant ada: Just don't lie to me.
[21:39:14] starwmoives: sorry
[21:39:26] starwmoives: i guess you want me to leave now ?
[21:39:33] geo ant ada: So, you wanna cyber?
[21:39:43] starwmoives: idk
[21:39:51] geo ant ada: Come on, you know you wannt.
[21:40:00] starwmoives: how can i
[21:40:14] geo ant ada: I'll show you "my" cock, if you show me "your" pussy.
[21:40:43] starwmoives: i've gotten you all upset thogh
[21:40:48] geo ant ada: Who're those pictures of, anyways?
[21:41:09] starwmoives: i close freind of mine
[21:41:20] geo ant ada: Cool.
[21:41:25] geo ant ada: Can I have her screen name?
[21:41:40] starwmoives: no...
[21:41:45] geo ant ada: :-\ Damn.
[21:41:48] starwmoives: she has a bf
[21:41:56] geo ant ada: Damnnnnn.
[21:41:58] geo ant ada: Lucky guy.
[21:42:01] geo ant ada: You hit that?
[21:42:07] starwmoives: and beside her bf would kick my ass
[21:42:15] geo ant ada: Shit.
[21:42:16] geo ant ada: Sorry.
[21:42:24] starwmoives: yes it
[21:43:02] starwmoives: you asked if i hit?
[21:43:06] geo ant ada: Yeah.
[21:43:18] starwmoives: sure more then her bf
[21:43:24] geo ant ada: Rock on.
[21:43:30] geo ant ada: Any other pictures of her? She's kind of hot.
[21:44:43] starwmoives: no
[21:44:49] geo ant ada: Damn again.
[21:44:56] geo ant ada: I wish I could've hit that.
[21:45:04] geo ant ada: I liked that little landing strip on her cooch.
[21:46:34] starwmoives: :-(
[21:46:37] geo ant ada: What's wrong?
[21:46:45] starwmoives: i feel i'ved wronged you
[21:46:54] geo ant ada: Nah, it's cool.
[21:47:10] starwmoives: :-(
[21:47:23] geo ant ada: Man, don't frown.
[21:47:25] geo ant ada: Smile.
[21:47:28] geo ant ada: Everythings golden.
||[31 Aug 2004|09:34pm]
StarWMoives: say what?
wish i was y0u: God, John, you were quiet for so long.
wish i was y0u: I didn't know if you'd left or what.
wish i was y0u: Um, so, should I continue licking your shoulder?
StarWMoives: wear did get that name?
wish i was y0u: A friend of mine. It's cool. Just keep pretending to have a pussy and we'll be fine. My cock is hard, John.
StarWMoives: oh really
wish i was y0u: Yeah. I'm down. Just as long as you tell me it's a lie, I'll pretend I never knew.
wish i was y0u: Sure, I mean, if your name's John you're not much of a hot chick. I don't know. But, it doesn't matter any more.
wish i was y0u: I feel so close to you.
wish i was y0u: It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl.
StarWMoives: oh i'm hot
wish i was y0u: I know, baby.
StarWMoives: i'm a girl
wish i was y0u: :-* I know.
StarWMoives: what you try to pull?
wish i was y0u: I'm not trying to pull anything.
wish i was y0u: I'm just saying it's okay. I don't care. I love you.
wish i was y0u: You're my mistress.
StarWMoives: i'm upset
wish i was y0u: No matter what.
wish i was y0u: :-( Why?
StarWMoives: you when behind my back to find my real name
wish i was y0u: I didn't ask.
wish i was y0u: They just told me.
StarWMoives: who ?
wish i was y0u: Just a friend. I don't want to get them in trouble.
wish i was y0u: It's okayyyyy. I don't mind.
wish i was y0u: Honestly, mistress.
StarWMoives: well there already in troube
wish i was y0u: Nothing to get upset about.
StarWMoives: nothing .. to get up you valte my trust
wish i was y0u: Come on. ::slides hand in your pants and slides my finger up and down your slit::
wish i was y0u: I didn't ask them!
wish i was y0u: They told me.
wish i was y0u: I wanted to know from you.
wish i was y0u: :-( I didn't mean to break your trust.
StarWMoives: if you want to know from me they shouldn't have told you
wish i was y0u: I had no control over them!
StarWMoives: and take your hand out my pants
wish i was y0u: :'(
wish i was y0u: I'm sorry mistress.
wish i was y0u: BUT THANKS FOR PRENTENDING TO BE A CHICK.
wish i was y0u: I WIN.
StarWMoives: I'm a chick
wish i was y0u: Whatev, Johnny boy.
StarWMoives: i'm a chick
wish i was y0u: I only did all this stuff to find out if you were a guy or not.
wish i was y0u: We all thought you were.
wish i was y0u: But then you were like "I'm a chick."
wish i was y0u: And we all know you're too stupid to lie.
wish i was y0u: So I investigated.
wish i was y0u: And you know what? I win!
wish i was y0u: Not my penis, not your vagina!
wish i was y0u: LOVE YOU MISTRESS HAVE A GOOD LIFE!
StarWMoives: why are we fighting?
wish i was y0u: Because your name is John.
wish i was y0u: You. Are. A. Dude.
wish i was y0u: You. Have. A. Penis.
StarWMoives: no ...
wish i was y0u: You. Were. Lying.
wish i was y0u: Oh, really, so is John short for Johnaphine?
wish i was y0u: Give it up, John. You're a guyyyyyyyy. Pure and simple. Cock and balls.
wish i was y0u: It's okay.
wish i was y0u: THEN WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
wish i was y0u: ARE YOU JUST SOME CHICK NAMED JOHN?
StarWMoives: yes shit
StarWMoives: you really killed the mood
wish i was y0u: How can you keep lying like this?
wish i was y0u: WHAT FUCKING MOOD?
wish i was y0u: I'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU.
wish i was y0u: NO MASTURBATION. NO MOANING YOUR NAME.
wish i was y0u: NOTHING.
wish i was y0u: I JUST WANTED TO CATCH YOU IN YOUR LIE.
StarWMoives: is that the truth
wish i was y0u: Ummmm, yes.
StarWMoives: I dont like liers
wish i was y0u: Because we all knew you were a guy.
wish i was y0u: Then you must hate yourself.
wish i was y0u: And you told us you were a chick.
wish i was y0u: But we know you aren't.
wish i was y0u: So, whose tits are those?
wish i was y0u: Whose cunt is that?
wish i was y0u: WHO DO THOSE PARTS BELONG TO?
wish i was y0u: BECAUSE YOU'RE A BOY.
wish i was y0u: I have to admit. It took way too long to catch you in this lie.
wish i was y0u: I thought I would've caught you in an hour.
wish i was y0u: Or when I saw your buddyprofile.
wish i was y0u: Or the stuff in your journal.
wish i was y0u: But noooo, you kept lying.
wish i was y0u: WTF? Like I believed you?
wish i was y0u: Seriously, John.
wish i was y0u: I'm not stupid.
wish i was y0u: You are.
StarWMoives: I dont what to say to you but bye
wish i was y0u: Larr larr pants on farr
wish i was y0u: Nighty night, mistress!
StarWMoives: you want act that way fine
wish i was y0u: (OH YEAH, MY COCK'S HARD NOW. I WIN. YOU LOSE. HARD COCKED VICTORY.)
StarWMoives: worthless male
StarWMoives: and to think i trusted you
wish i was y0u: Larr larrrrrrr.
wish i was y0u: Talk to you tomorrow?
StarWMoives: nan i'm upset with u
StarWMoives: I can't belive it
wish i was y0u: ME?
wish i was y0u: YOU CAN'T BELIEVE ME?
wish i was y0u: JOHN, GIVE IT UP.
wish i was y0u: BYEEEEE
||[26 Aug 2004|12:53am]
LOLOLOL wanna do it :-*
||[08 Aug 2004|12:11pm]
ok they suck but here we go:
||[04 Aug 2004|04:31pm]
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||[02 Aug 2004|08:35am]
thought you'd enjoy that :-*
||[01 Aug 2004|10:31am]
Inspired by the lovely </a></b></a>kat. Yeah I got bored.
|fuck teh lj cut.
||[18 Jul 2004|11:38pm]
camel smells (11:36:05 PM): crazeyhorse6 (11:18:12 PM): i love it
camel smells (11:18:31 PM): Have you ever cybered?
crazeyhorse6 (11:18:49 PM): i dont realli like it i mean i do it but ya know i phone a lot
camel smells (11:19:42 PM): I wish I could, but we don't have phone here yet.
crazeyhorse6 (11:19:50 PM): damn that sux
crazeyhorse6 (11:19:56 PM): i wuld def call u 2
camel smells (11:20:10 PM): How often do you cyber?
crazeyhorse6 (11:20:30 PM): every once in a while
camel smells (11:21:00 PM): What's the strangest experience you've had?
crazeyhorse6 (11:21:36 PM): having an orgy over the fone w/ like 4 gurls haha
crazeyhorse6 (11:21:37 PM): u
camel smells (11:22:30 PM): That's sexy. I once talked on the phone while my gf ate me out.
crazeyhorse6 (11:22:40 PM): mmmmmmm to a guy?
camel smells (11:22:49 PM): Yes
crazeyhorse6 (11:23:00 PM): damn was he jerking his dick
camel smells (11:23:09 PM): Yeah he loved it
camel smells (11:23:12 PM): I heard his grunting
crazeyhorse6 (11:23:41 PM): mmmmmm i wish i culd call u im realli horny
crazeyhorse6 (11:24:32 PM): !
camel smells (11:24:52 PM): can you you get off to cyber?
crazeyhorse6 (11:24:59 PM): not realli
crazeyhorse6 (11:25:01 PM): u?
crazeyhorse6 (11:25:54 PM): wut u doin babi
camel smells (11:25:59 PM): yeah i do
crazeyhorse6 (11:26:12 PM): damn my dick is fucken hard
camel smells (11:26:22 PM): Want me to suck it for you baby?
crazeyhorse6 (11:27:14 PM): mmmmmmm i need it
camel smells (11:27:38 PM): I'll start by sucking on your balls a little
camel smells (11:27:46 PM): Teasing your shaft with my delicate fingers
crazeyhorse6 (11:28:17 PM): mmmmmm my fingers slide inside u
camel smells (11:28:34 PM): im so wet for you
crazeyhorse6 (11:29:24 PM): my dik is so hard fo u hun
camel smells (11:30:03 PM): I slowly take your dick in my mouth
camel smells (11:30:09 PM): At least, as much as I can
crazeyhorse6 (11:30:28 PM): mmmmmmmm i start rubbing ur tits making u horni
camel smells (11:31:06 PM): oh yes. i thrust my mouth on your dick in quick motions
crazeyhorse6 (11:31:57 PM): mmmmm i rub my balls on u
camel smells (11:32:47 PM): Suddenly, the door bursts open. I pull off your shaft in shock and look to the door to see three men in white hoods!
camel smells (11:32:55 PM): One of them quickly puts tape over your mouth
camel smells (11:33:23 PM): The second takes a meat cleaver and cuts your dick off. The third ties a rope to the cieling fan
camel smells (11:33:36 PM): I help them lift you and they slip the noose over your neck
camel smells (11:33:50 PM): I kick the chair out from under you and you fall against the rope
camel smells (11:34:02 PM): Oh no! You're turning blue! Wait, no you aren't, you're too dark.
crazeyhorse6 (11:34:09 PM): sweet
camel smells (11:34:23 PM): We throw fried chicken and malt liquor at your monkey ass.
crazeyhorse6 (11:34:31 PM): nice
camel smells (11:34:59 PM): Suddenly, one of the men starts beating you with a watermelon, because you're a nigger porch monkey. You can't talk. Tape, remember?
crazeyhorse6 (11:35:11 PM): yup
crazeyhorse6 (11:35:13 PM): i like it
camel smells (11:35:31 PM): Shut up, you can't talk. Anyway, one of them starts shooting staple gun into your stomach.
camel smells (11:35:34 PM): You're bleeding all over.
crazeyhorse6 signed off at 11:35:42 PM
||[11 Jul 2004|07:02pm]
omg lindz's granny wants 2 punch me wtf
||[10 Jul 2004|01:37am]
BROZ B4 HOEZ
||[09 Jul 2004|09:33am]
||[08 Jul 2004|09:28pm]
IM DOWN WIT OPP
YEAH U NO ME